Debutante

My sister and I were walking home from school today and saw a couple of [young] skater boys doing their thing.. you know, skating on the streets and occasionally falling.

“Hey miss!” says one of the snotty boys.

I turned and gave him an are-you-kidding-me look.

“Hitting on me?”

And they laughed..

“And how old are you, boy?” I said.. and resumed walking.

I really don’t have anything against people hitting on me. Just as long as I won’t get in trouble for it. I’m 18 and have the perception that every guy who hasn’t grown a mustache yet is definitely a jail bait. This this skater boy doesn’t even seem to have hit puberty yet.

Anyway.. so I just try not to associate myself with a lot of them kids.

I used to slap asses at school…I’d give them a hug and I’d slide my naughty hands down their behind and whisper to them: “As long as you don’t press charges..”

“Wait, aren’t you eighteen already?”

“So?”

“Well.. I’m 15.. Isn’t this illegal or something?”

“What?”

Well, I know it’s not illegal.. just inappropriate. I didn’t stop until I’ve read somewhere that slapping someone’s butt is actually an act of sexual harassment! *gasp* And so I bid their butts one last time and uttered.. “I will miss thee..”