Debutante

My cousin KC tells me I’m too perverted..

“i can see that with your watching the 300 movie and crank”

Background information: I love love love Jason Statham and Gerard Butler (and any other hottie Britain has to offer *except for the most recent Mr. Darcy guy in Pride and Prejudice.. they could’ve used Colin Firth again and I don’t think anyone would mind) and I find it generally okay for a girl (i.e. myself) to revel in their sex scenes.. There’s nothing wrong with that. We’re merely extending our duties as fans as well as giving them due compliments by ogling and fantasizing about their sexy jerks and oomphs.. (onomatopoeia effect)

***For you, visual learners..

“Man.. you cant blame me..” I replied. “It’s Leonidas’s own fault girls are dying to see him have sex on the big screen.. That damn Gerard Butler shouldn’t have worked his body out that well.. Makes it worse for girls to contain themselves in the movie theater even..”

“You should take a cold shower whenever you watch that movie..”

“Eh.. It’s ‘tastefully’ done anyways.. It was beautiful..”

“Are you into like sex scenes now or just hot guys with sex scenes?”

“Just hot guys with sex scenes,” I said casually. “If I don’t discriminate against the guys who are doing ‘it’ I might seem a little too.. perverted.. and porn-addict, which I’m totally not.”

“Man better control yourself before I see a whole collection of movies in your room”

“I already have Closer.. And it’s not even that bad. Just implicitly sexual..”

“Seriously whenever I talk to you.. I have to take a breather and think.. ‘dang is this Rina’”

“I’m not that bad..”

“Well.. When I think of you as a cousin.. Yea, it does get pretty bad..”

“Think of me not as your toddler cousin.. I’m just an 18-year old.. with insuppressible hormones… that’ll make everything better..”

Hahaha..

Though I’m a self-professed pervert, I honestly don’t think I’m that bad. Paula’s much worse that me.. I think it’s because I’m already 18.. and having a mild case of Pervertia (made up for the purpose of this blog) is already punishable by law.. especially if you take it out on minors..

Tsk. I hate it that I’m probably the oldest Senior girl in school.. and it’s already illegal for me even to “imagine” things.. cause every damn guy I associate with in school are jail baits..