Menstruation is a Cunt

April 22nd, 2007

I’m beat.  My period finally came.. and I’m cramping like crazy. Ugh, I hate my period days.. A week before I bleed, my boobs get uber sensitive.. I break out.. not to mention the uncontrollable hormone surge too.. (having a short temper, I mean.. not 24/7 horniness)..

I’m just worried that I might have my period on my prom day.. Tsk. That’s the worst thing that could happen.. Right now, I’m just trying to alleviate my cramping muscles by biofeedback.. It’s something I learned from my psychology class.. It’s not a hundred percent guaranteed, but it won’t hurt to try.

It’s when you try to do some internal functions (i.e. increasing or decreasing your blood pressure, making yourself blush, etc..) by just thinking about it and letting your mind do it..

It seems to far-fetched but what can you do if you’ve run out of pain relievers at home at 12:30 AM and you have this killer cramp in your lower abdomen? Curl up and die? No. Instead you can try biofeedback!

Haha.. Actually, I’ve been trying it to enlarge my cup size (since Friday). I figured if you stick to the process long enough, though it won’t show any apparent [physical] improvements, well, it’ll alter my mindset.. and I’ll have bigger boobs in my mental division..

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One Response to “Menstruation is a Cunt”

  1. vapidocracy Says:

    this biofeedback notion is brilliance. i am so never going to be able to pay attn to anything anymore because all i will be doing is thinking about increasing my cup size as well. you are so right on w/ the last sentance too :-)

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