Debutante

I’ve been getting these weird and rather funny surveys from the school’s statistics class. The most interesting one asks:

Are you still a virgin?

If so, do you plan on losing your virginity after prom?

I sat there, looking at this sheet of paper and thinking if this was a joke. Maybe sex is not too tabooed in our society anymore, but for it to be blatantly implied in school is a little shocking. Of any other equally important or even more relevant things, why the virginity topic?

For 2 seconds, I was like What the fuck? (no pun intended)..

I quickly filled it in.. with big bold, all caps letters.

I would’ve torn my printed name on the top of the paper, so I’d be anonymous. But I didn’t.

I’ll stand firm to my answer. As petty as the survey was, I answered it honestly.

If you know me well enough, you shouldn’t even ask me what I wrote down

I am not a virgin. Maybe.

I am a virgin. Maybe.