Debutante

My mom’s been bugging me to do something productive with my time for the last 2 days.. She wants me to volunteer somewhere and put my energy and fatass into good use. Sounds like a fine idea, no? But I’m too damn lazy to go and apply myself. Plus, the only place I’d be willing to to go is the public library.. I’ve volunteered there in the beginning of the year. I love the library though working there can be such a bore. I did the most monotonous tasks of putting the books in alphabetical order and shelving them too. I tell you, I’ve learned all my alphabets WELL when I was through with my hours.

Something still holds me back from volunteering there. I’ve already mentioned I used to volunteer there, right? Well, back then, I met this guy who works in the library and we became friends. Little did I know that he has a girlfriend who is a little nuts in the head who apparently got a hold of my honest friendship with her boy and so she wrote me this letter warning me to get away from her man.

As much of a joke at it seemed, I couldn’t stop myself from telling her off. Was she fucking with me? Was she serious? “Don’t overreact. Your boyfriend isnt exactly Brad Pitt..” I told her.

Anyway.. the Nut Girl didn’t stop with the hate mail. She started volunteering at the library to better guard off her boyfriend. Luckily for her, my hours were completed and I was finished with my library duties the week before she started.

And last week I went to the library and yep, she was there. I don’t think she recognizes me anymore. I saw the Boyfriend and said “Hi,” but he was cold towards me.

“Oh, your girlfriend works here now, huh? I forgot..”

I wanted to add: “kupal ka! parang wala tayong pinagsamahan! ANDER!”

For the sake of the kind-hearted, anti-innuendo readership of my blog, I won’t translate that. It’s too graphic. But if you’d really wanna know, comment me and I’ll gladly translate it for you…

Anywayyy… since my summer’s been extreeemely bore-some and I’ve been running out of things to do for mere diversion, maybe I should volunteer again.. and wreak havoc, and spice up my library and summer experience while I’m at it.

::Insert evil laugh here::